The Ultimate MAD Challenge !!! :P (the first of many)

This is going to be the wierdest post I’ve ever done on this blog.. But still, here goes.. 

One fine night, (actually around 10 minutes ago), me Paul and Rashi were talking about MAD T shirts (things of the future, but still, not entirely a distant possiblity).. 

Remember all those T Shirts where you have numbered list of things.. So we were thinking, we should have a T Shirt, that says:

“You’re a MAD volunteer if…. ” 

But hey, as uncreative as we all are, and as enthusiastic as YOU all are, we figured we might leave it to you.. 

So answer this question in the comments below :

The person, who comes up with the most original, most kickass one liner gets…. (drumroll)

1. The first ever T shirt that’s printed using the content of this post mailed to them (provided it happens, which I’m pretty sure it will)

2. A voucher of Landmark/Crossword/Lifestyle or Westside, (that Rashi will conjure up from somewhere..) 

So, Maddie people, get the comments in.. You’ve exactly 10 days to put your thinking boots on, and comment your fingernails off.. We’ll be watching!! :D :D

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Comments

  1. says

    “We want a few MAD people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!”
    George Bernard Shaw

    We dont have landmark in cochin..can i have a voucher from Parthas :p

  2. says

    “We want a few MAD people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!”
    George Bernard Shaw

    We dont have landmark in cochin..can i have a voucher from Parthas :p

  3. xavi says

    K wait jus makin this clear..you want a one liner..in such a way that a list should follow..with reasons to be a MAD volunteer?

  4. xavi says

    K wait jus makin this clear..you want a one liner..in such a way that a list should follow..with reasons to be a MAD volunteer?

  5. xavi says

    I saw the pic..you want a shirt like that..and you want me to give you the first line right

  6. xavi says

    I saw the pic..you want a shirt like that..and you want me to give you the first line right

  7. says

    Oh good god Xavier, how did you get through the damn Mad Interview?? :O

    It’s like this : The question is: You’re a MAD volunteer if:

    And the answers could be:
    1. You know you’re smarter than Xavier
    2. You are Etc, Etc, Etc

    DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR????

  8. says

    Oh good god Xavier, how did you get through the damn Mad Interview?? :O

    It’s like this : The question is: You’re a MAD volunteer if:

    And the answers could be:
    1. You know you’re smarter than Xavier
    2. You are Etc, Etc, Etc

    DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR????

  9. jonva says

    you’re a MAD vol if:

    -you’re banned in all respectable restaurants in the town.
    :)

  10. jonva says

    you’re a MAD vol if:

    -you’re banned in all respectable restaurants in the town.
    :)

  11. Shruti says

    You’re a MAD volunteer if

    There is only one difference between the madman and you. The madman thinks he is sane and you know you’re MAD. – Salvador Dali

    At the age of six you wanted to be a cook, at seven Napoleon and Now, a MADster. And your ambition has been steadily growing ever since.

    You can tell the size of a man by the thing that makes him MAD. – Salvador Dali

    PS: Is this hw its supposed to be?

  12. Shruti says

    You’re a MAD volunteer if

    There is only one difference between the madman and you. The madman thinks he is sane and you know you’re MAD. – Salvador Dali

    At the age of six you wanted to be a cook, at seven Napoleon and Now, a MADster. And your ambition has been steadily growing ever since.

    You can tell the size of a man by the thing that makes him MAD. – Salvador Dali

    PS: Is this hw its supposed to be?

  13. Rocky says

    heee… heee….. the salvador dali ones are nice….. :D… who the hell is he by the way…??

  14. Rocky says

    heee… heee….. the salvador dali ones are nice….. :D… who the hell is he by the way…??

  15. R-F@ctoR says

    Gr8 suggestions Shruti!

    Could we try this as well (the emphasis is on how the word ‘opportunity’ symbolises different things in different sentences. More statements along the same lines could be added depending on the space available)?

    U r a MAD volunteer if:
    1) U believe that ‘opportunity’ is what differentiates u from an orphan/street child (or any other politically correct terminology)
    2)U believe that this means the ‘opportunity’ is yours to help that child
    3)U believe that this ‘opportunity’ would not only make a difference in the child’s life but also in yours

    Join MAD at http://www.makeadiff.in

  16. R-F@ctoR says

    Gr8 suggestions Shruti!

    Could we try this as well (the emphasis is on how the word ‘opportunity’ symbolises different things in different sentences. More statements along the same lines could be added depending on the space available)?

    U r a MAD volunteer if:
    1) U believe that ‘opportunity’ is what differentiates u from an orphan/street child (or any other politically correct terminology)
    2)U believe that this means the ‘opportunity’ is yours to help that child
    3)U believe that this ‘opportunity’ would not only make a difference in the child’s life but also in yours

    Join MAD at http://www.makeadiff.in

  17. jonva says

    -If the thing that flashes through your mind before passing out after cashing your bike into a truck is ‘Who’se gonna take my class’

  18. jonva says

    -If the thing that flashes through your mind before passing out after cashing your bike into a truck is ‘Who’se gonna take my class’

  19. R-F@ctoR says

    True Jonva :)
    The same goes for crashing a car full of MADsters behind a ‘petty’ auto!!!
    Am sure Jr. would remembr d subsequent substitution.

  20. R-F@ctoR says

    True Jonva :)
    The same goes for crashing a car full of MADsters behind a ‘petty’ auto!!!
    Am sure Jr. would remembr d subsequent substitution.

  21. anu says

    you know u are a madie whn…….
    ……life seems to have some reason
    ……….u just love making a diference
    …………and not jus occasionaly….u love being MAD every moment of the day….4 ever.
    ………thts when u r a TRUE maddie

  22. anu says

    you know u are a madie whn…….
    ……life seems to have some reason
    ……….u just love making a diference
    …………and not jus occasionaly….u love being MAD every moment of the day….4 ever.
    ………thts when u r a TRUE maddie

  23. jake says

    You’re a MAD volunteer if:
    people start using the word mad as ur ‘sir’ name…

  24. jake says

    You’re a MAD volunteer if:
    people start using the word mad as ur ‘sir’ name…

  25. jake says

    jr. had asked for a clarification abt what i had posted above….what i meant was that ppl call u:- mad meera, mad jake, mad sanjana etc when u are in a crowd outside mad…like my college for eg,
    @jr. i cant make it any clearer than this..

  26. jake says

    jr. had asked for a clarification abt what i had posted above….what i meant was that ppl call u:- mad meera, mad jake, mad sanjana etc when u are in a crowd outside mad…like my college for eg,
    @jr. i cant make it any clearer than this..

  27. jonva says

    if
    -you fall sick and dont turn up for a movie and your friends sell your tickets in black cuz they think “He’s prolly got some MAD work”

  28. jonva says

    if
    -you fall sick and dont turn up for a movie and your friends sell your tickets in black cuz they think “He’s prolly got some MAD work”

  29. says

    If:
    – You wake up for college class one hour after it has started, and wake up for Mad Class two hours before it’s time to leave for it.. :D

  30. says

    If:
    – You wake up for college class one hour after it has started, and wake up for Mad Class two hours before it’s time to leave for it.. :D

  31. jonva says

    -you’re old and you feel young OR if you’re young and you feel old

    (all true stories :) )

  32. jonva says

    -you’re old and you feel young OR if you’re young and you feel old

    (all true stories :) )

  33. says

    Ok, this was an idea that came up while we were first discussing the idea :

    If:
    – You wear this T shirt ALL the time! :P

  34. says

    Ok, this was an idea that came up while we were first discussing the idea :

    If:
    – You wear this T shirt ALL the time! :P

  35. jonva says

    -you’re 40 and you still wear your MAD camp T shirt from 20 years ago

  36. jonva says

    -you’re 40 and you still wear your MAD camp T shirt from 20 years ago

  37. xavi says

    If:
    you think you are ordinary..and its about time you got super powers like makin children smile.:-).

  38. xavi says

    If:
    you think you are ordinary..and its about time you got super powers like makin children smile.:-).

  39. xavi says

    If:
    you can read this and think the same fact has had a huge impact on your life..

  40. xavi says

    If:
    you can read this and think the same fact has had a huge impact on your life..

  41. xavi says

    If
    you have lost count of the no of times you’ve lost footer games to kids all at least 6 year younger than you(mostly 10 to 11 years younger).
    And that we all know is a true story.:-)

  42. xavi says

    If
    you have lost count of the no of times you’ve lost footer games to kids all at least 6 year younger than you(mostly 10 to 11 years younger).
    And that we all know is a true story.:-)

  43. Anupama says

    if people belive in u and dont belive in u at the same time!!!(simultaneously)

  44. Anupama says

    if people belive in u and dont belive in u at the same time!!!(simultaneously)

  45. says

    @paul…you know you are a Madster when you call the prez a fool…and get away with it !!
    Damn you MADsters!!!
    @ Rashi..when you are mailing those first T-shirts to the winners could you also put some of Sanjana’s perfume in it !! That seems to be the new IN thing in MAD..everybody wants it…Vivek’s got it

    Finally…the Winning One liner:
    You are a MAD volunteer, when you stop cribbing and start doing.

    Disclaimer:( new word I have learned thanks to Ramu)
    By Doing I mean doing good things like teaching children and stuff like that…any other meaning some people here( read paul) might come up with has never even passed through my mind.
    Thank you

  46. says

    @paul…you know you are a Madster when you call the prez a fool…and get away with it !!
    Damn you MADsters!!!
    @ Rashi..when you are mailing those first T-shirts to the winners could you also put some of Sanjana’s perfume in it !! That seems to be the new IN thing in MAD..everybody wants it…Vivek’s got it

    Finally…the Winning One liner:
    You are a MAD volunteer, when you stop cribbing and start doing.

    Disclaimer:( new word I have learned thanks to Ramu)
    By Doing I mean doing good things like teaching children and stuff like that…any other meaning some people here( read paul) might come up with has never even passed through my mind.
    Thank you

  47. xavi says

    Yeah jithin..then it’ll say..your a MAD volunteer if:you can smell sanjana’s perfume..(paul stay out of this!)

  48. xavi says

    Yeah jithin..then it’ll say..your a MAD volunteer if:you can smell sanjana’s perfume..(paul stay out of this!)

  49. Rizwana Tharola says

    i like Sr’s when u stop cribbing and start doin plus i loved all liners of jonva and YA @ Jr the liner wit d GF is nice and so true :)

  50. Rizwana Tharola says

    i like Sr’s when u stop cribbing and start doin plus i loved all liners of jonva \and YA @ Jr the liner wit d GF is nice and so true :)

  51. Sanjana says

    1. when MAD =/ crazy (not equal to)
    when MAD = YOUTH REVOLUTION!!!!

    2. When you think spending your free time teaching children is the most obvious choice

  52. Sanjana says

    1. when MAD =/ crazy (not equal to)
    when MAD = YOUTH REVOLUTION!!!!

    2. When you think spending your free time teaching children is the most obvious choice

  53. Paul says

    This is soooo not fair!!There was so much stuff Jonva/me could’ve perversed(i kno…not a word) …but u guys won’t let me…
    :(

  54. Paul says

    This is soooo not fair!!There was so much stuff Jonva/me could’ve perversed(i kno…not a word) …but u guys won’t let me…
    :(

  55. says

    Wait wait, I’ve a better one.
    If:
    -You see a beggar on the street and you KNOW that what you do in those two hours will be the difference between your kids and him!

  56. says

    Wait wait, I’ve a better one.
    If:
    -You see a beggar on the street and you KNOW that what you do in those two hours will be the difference between your kids and him!

  57. says

    Oh, and Paulie boy, you forgetting somebody else who is ALSO good at distorting meanings??
    :P

    And guys, let’s not talk about Sanju’s perfume anymore.. Please! :)

  58. says

    Oh, and Paulie boy, you forgetting somebody else who is ALSO good at distorting meanings??
    :P

    And guys, let’s not talk about Sanju’s perfume anymore.. Please! :)

  59. R-F@ctoR says

    This tee-shirt is definitely going places!

    @Sr. – Glad to contribute to the Prez’s vocab anyday! Hehe :)

  60. R-F@ctoR says

    This tee-shirt is definitely going places!

    @Sr. – Glad to contribute to the Prez’s vocab anyday! Hehe :)

  61. natasha says

    if MAKING A DIFFERENCE is te mantra in ur life!

    (i kno its no competion to jr’s one liners..but still)

  62. natasha says

    if MAKING A DIFFERENCE is te mantra in ur life!

    (i kno its no competion to jr’s one liners..but still)

  63. Rashi says

    When your heartbeat suddenly starts sounding like..MAD…MAD… MAD..

    When certain words are being (mis)spelt as MADam, MADe, noMAD, MADgenta, … etc etc

  64. Rashi says

    When your heartbeat suddenly starts sounding like..MAD…MAD… MAD..

    When certain words are being (mis)spelt as MADam, MADe, noMAD, MADgenta, … etc etc

  65. Rakesh says

    If u think you were sent to earth as God’s angels to make a difference

  66. Rakesh says

    If u think you were sent to earth as God’s angels to make a difference

  67. says

    If:

    – You’ve given up trying to edit Jithin’s spelling mistakes..
    – You know for a fact that you aren’t a perfect person, but you still put up an appearance two hours every week..

  68. says

    If:

    – You’ve given up trying to edit Jithin’s spelling mistakes..
    – You know for a fact that you aren’t a perfect person, but you still put up an appearance two hours every week..

  69. says

    you walk into a youth network…sanjana’s sitting there( like geriatric and youth are synonims)..and you don’t find it funny!!!

  70. says

    you walk into a youth network…sanjana’s sitting there( like geriatric and youth are synonims)..and you don’t find it funny!!!

  71. says

    Soon, my child, very soon.. :D

    Seeing as it is that the responses are dying down, it’s going to be quicker that I thought it would be..

    I’m thinking we’ll announce the winner on Tuesday.. Watch out for the result post..

    Got a one liner you’re dying to put up, do it before then.. :)

  72. says

    Soon, my child, very soon.. :D

    Seeing as it is that the responses are dying down, it’s going to be quicker that I thought it would be..

    I’m thinking we’ll announce the winner on Tuesday.. Watch out for the result post..

    Got a one liner you’re dying to put up, do it before then.. :)

  73. says

    @rakesh…bro its more like we were sent to God as earth’s difference to make some angels…(here im assuming gods a woman)..;P

  74. says

    @rakesh…bro its more like we were sent to God as earth’s difference to make some angels…(here im assuming gods a woman)..;P

  75. Rakesh says

    “Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages it is the rule”- rakesh

  76. Rakesh says

    “Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages it is the rule”- rakesh

  77. says

    Bro! We want a continuation of the sentence: You’re a MAD volunteer if:

    So answer could be:

    – If you’re already thinking of printing MAD Tees for the first ever totally MAD wedding :P

    He he he//

  78. says

    Bro! We want a continuation of the sentence: You’re a MAD volunteer if:

    So answer could be:

    – If you’re already thinking of printing MAD Tees for the first ever totally MAD wedding :P

    He he he//

  79. says

    Yep, it sure is..

    Wait, I’ve another one..

    If:
    – You’re more depressed about missing the MADcamp than missing your good friends wedding (True story again, Jai Ho Niki) :D

  80. says

    Yep, it sure is..

    Wait, I’ve another one..

    If:
    – You’re more depressed about missing the MADcamp than missing your good friends wedding (True story again, Jai Ho Niki) :D

  81. Pooja says

    Your a mad Volunteer when your life BECOMES MAD

    your a mad volunteer , when you realise your making a difference for yourself

    Your a mad volunteer , when you can make the unfortunate smile

    Your a mad volunteer when you kill your ego and help a child .

    Your a mad volunteer , when you stop asking ” if your child is learning ” and say ” He is smarter than me”

    Your a mad volunteer , when you can kick the rest of the world and say “i’m making a difference”

    Your a mad volunteer when your addicted to teach the unfortunate children !

    some a crazy i know..but i hope atleast one helps :)

  82. Pooja says

    Your a mad Volunteer when your life BECOMES MAD

    your a mad volunteer , when you realise your making a difference for yourself

    Your a mad volunteer , when you can make the unfortunate smile

    Your a mad volunteer when you kill your ego and help a child .

    Your a mad volunteer , when you stop asking ” if your child is learning ” and say ” He is smarter than me”

    Your a mad volunteer , when you can kick the rest of the world and say “i’m making a difference”

    Your a mad volunteer when your addicted to teach the unfortunate children !

    some a crazy i know..but i hope atleast one helps :)

  83. says

    You’re a MAD Volunteer when you know you don’t need capes and tights to be a Superhero

    OR

    You’re a MAD Volunteer when you know you don’t need capes and tights to Make A Difference

  84. says

    You’re a MAD Volunteer when you know you don’t need capes and tights to be a Superhero

    OR

    You’re a MAD Volunteer when you know you don’t need capes and tights to Make A Difference

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